Friday, June 27, 2008 7:20 PM
harl0 readers!!! i g0nna p0st early t0day, c0s i scare later n0t free... t0day is my last MST paper... Hahaha! i dunn0 i sh0uld really laugh an0t... the marks 0f my MST paper is making me nerv0us, c0s the percentage 0f the paper quite high sia... but i think "xin li y0u shu" bah... the semester exam, i supp0se i have t0 w0rk harder and st0p playing games... l0lx! after MST, went t0 catch a m0vie "WANTED" with alex, glenny, jeremy, shaun and zaha... l0lx! t0day never pang seh them... hahaha!!! w0ah! the m0vie was dam c00l! readers 0ut there... y0u all sh0uld watch... g0nna regret if y0u all miss it =)... i h0pe that i can curl the bullet als0... l0lx! hahaha... and i become assasin!anyway... after the m0vie, i went h0me first... c0s i g0t BB at 1.30pm... have t0 help since JJ g0t class... anyway, having a hard time handling th0se b0ys... maybe i dun have the killing aura, like JJ have... thatz why b0ys d0 n0t really want t0 be seri0us... haiz... l0ng way f0r me t0 learn that killing aura... and my language really sucks... i having a difficult time expressing myself... if BB is a chinese CCA, i might able t0 express myself bah... l0lx! ENGLISH ar!!! g0t al0t al0t al0t m0re t0 learn als0... Jia lat jia lat!!! dunn0 the b0ys hate me an0t... f0r pumping them... "shun qi zhi ran" bah w0ah! anyway tml g0nna wear my new rank lia0! 2 ikan bilis 0n each side 0f my sh0ulder... l0lx! actually n0t much difference i supp0se... i am still a primer... and my SP CCA p0int, i supp0se they d0 n0t c0unt primer's rank bah? l0lx!i think thatz all f0r t0day... bye readers... w0ah this j0ke is really funny~~~Son: Dad, why do girls feel so great when they are having sex?
Dad: It’s just like digging nose. Do you feel great when you are digging your nose?
Son: Then why guys always show that they are very uncomfortable when having sex?
Dad: Of course lah, when you are digging nose, it is your nose that feels great, not you finger.
Son: Then why do girls feel so bad when they were raped?
Dad: Son, do you feel good if one day when you are walking on the street, suddenly comes 1 person digging your nose directly? Would you feel great or bad?
Son: Why do girls not having sex when they are having menses?
Dad: Do you still dig your nose if your nose is bleeding?
Son: IC. Then why guys don’t like to use condoms?
Dad: Son, do you put on gloves when you dig your nose?