J0kes and Inspiration QuoteA turtle was walking through the park when two snails attacked, punched, kicked, and stole his wallet. The police arrived and asked, “What happen to you, were you attacked, were you robbed?” The turtle on his back, bruised, with one eye shut, said "I don't know officer, it happen so Fast."
"We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are." -- From Calvin & Hobbes
"Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it." -- Bill Cosby
"Never spend your money before you have earned it." -- Thomas Jefferson"If you want to feel rich, just count the things you have that money can't buy." -- Unknown
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